Verse 1:
It's Prank Pack, the perfect prank and way to make your gift-giving stand tall. The Hide A Poo Gag Box is a genius creation, sure to entertain and appall. Its 100% recycled cardboard makes it sturdy with no extra steps you must take, eleven point two five by nine by three oh twenty-five will fityour gifts under fake!
Chorus:
Get yourself a Prank Pack for all occasions that won't be forgotten soon. Just Hide A Poo inside - the fun gags are ready - destined to lighten up your room!
Add some laughs and jokes with this quirky twist on presentation tradition,
transforming wrapping into something full of entertainment mission!
Surprise 'em everytime they open their present when they see what kind of funny surprise Pop out with something ridiculous in disguise - surprise laugh prepared right before their eyes!
Verse 2:
Get them excited not knowing whats coming; reveal your hidden plan after hiding the secret gems from everyone Set them laughing as hard as can so guess what? Nothing else you need, cuz its already got everything carefully planted seed to seed To share happiness around among friends which would last for life ahead Gift of laughter like never before grown fast but certainly proven even more Enjoying this original box gag til the morning come at dawn You'll find an explosion of joys just follow these instructions when done It sounds really insane I know but don't forget THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE AN ACTUAL HIDE A POO!! Who cares because there's much more joke comin' yay~ Let's rock it now and enjoy everyday