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"Blue Q Socks: A Perfect Fit for Women's 5-10"!

by Sporky Sportscenter at Absurdophile

Women's shoe size 5-10.

This Girl Power company’s got it right,

These Women’s Novelty Crew Socks so tight!

A perfect fit for sizes five to ten

Blue Q won't let us girls down again.

Soft fabric made of a combo blend:

Cotton and nylon with spandex that bends.

Generous length (twelve point seven five)

That gently hugs your feet, no need to strive!

Nothing shows off feminist awesomeness like this -

Mother Fucking Girl Power on each foot kiss!

Its message will stay protected in the wash -

Machine care is easy; your mission is hash-tagged: #YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks !

It's rare these days we can shop feeling smart;

Blue Q socks help humanity too from the start:

One percent of the sale goes

To Doctors Without Borders' noble questing hosts!

Check it out!

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