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! "ROMISA Electric Groin Body Hair Trimmer: A Cut Above the Rest!"

by Margaret Batwood III at Absurdophile

Recite One:

Electric Groin Body Hair Trimmer, ROMISA's the name

The package comes with brush, base and four combs to tame

When cutting through your chest or arms they'll never tug or maim

This power-packed product will have you feeling no shame!

Recite Two:

USB Charging Dock has a full battery life of 90 minutes

Cordless use makes trimming in water even more convenient!

Designed for below-the-waist, so comfy and fastidious

It’s why this ROMISA trimmer really makes us go ballistic!

Recite Three:

It reaches max RPMs of 7 thousand & an LCD display too

Every percentage is grasped with each charge renewed

They make sure that its sharp but it won't ever hurt you

That's why their professional care at ROMISA must be true

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