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"Bride-To-Be Set: Get Your Glow On!"

by Myles Lennial at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo, planning the bachelorette had me all stressed up at first

I felt like I had to find the perfect bridal dress

But then I found it and thought "Oh yes!"

Got this Bride-To-Be set from Amazon offa the link below
Click here for the dealio!

Chorus:

Bride to Be set, sash and crown, veil that’s never gonna let down

Best Bachelorette party ever now that it's around!

No more stress when ya say 'Yes!' - get a bride glow with no mess!

Verse 2:

It comes in rose gold just right - don't need to cry ova price buying outta sight (naw!)

Fits perfect on grown women as well as kids so tight (oh!)

Guess what else is neat? You can mark it off your list

Cuz when not using you can fold and save away - Ain't got no space fright!!

Chorus:

Bride to Be set, sash and crown, veil that’s never gonna let down

Best Bachelorette party ever now that it's around!

No more stress when ya say 'Yes!' - get a bride glow with no mess!

Check it out!

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