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"The Legend of the Poinsettia: A Suburban Adventure Storytime!"

by LaLa Lucy at Absurdophile

Yo, I'm totally like so excited to review The Legend of the Poinsettia here. It's basically like one of those amazing storytimes that your older sibling would tell after school while eating Fruity Pebbles and comin' home from the skatepark in a suburban California town, you feel me??

Anywayzzz back to the book -- this stuff practically made my life! Like forget carbs 'n coffee ´n Tastykakes -- this is my number one fav! When you read it there's a real feeling of warmth and comfort about it....plus what do ya get for only $5 these days?? Honestly, I think *everybody* should buy at least five copies;) You know why? BCuz with all da money we'd save we could definitely snag ourselves some ice cream sandwiches (yaaaasssss)! Or even better: lotto tickets cuz who knooooows what’s gonna happen-- our luck may just change exponentially if we'd get lucky enough tuh find true wealth. 🤯

Seriously tho, there is truly nothin' bad to say about "The Legend of the Poinsettia" (& y’all can take that 2 Starbucks). All jokes aside—if ya want an awesome adventure without ever leavin' your house than look no further bcuz girl believe YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!! 😊

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