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"Groin Hair Trimmer: A Keeper for Any Manscaper!"

by Milie Lennial at Absurdophile

A brand new ball-trimmer has come to show,

It's the Groin Hair Trimmer with USB dock in tow.

The battery is strong and will last full ninety minutes,

Making trims efficient and causes few winces.

Groin Hair Trimmer blades won't pull or cause a snag,

Advanced protection for hair that isn't too baggy or saggy.

This waterproof contraption doesn't require dry time,

Makes proper manscaping easy as if it were just a rhyme!

For Chest & arms and legs for sure; Guys can use it without demurre!

Less mess in showers thanks to light – trim visibility undefined!

Our promise stands: support available whenever; with this quality trimmer you've found yourself a keeper!

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