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"Super Secured with Blanket Dwayne Douglas!" Review

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

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Ain't nobody ever had blankets so good, no way!

The Blanket Dwayne Douglas Johnson sure put on a show.

Shoulda seen the sparkle in me eyes when I saw it first ~

My face said "buy it" before my conscious did the work.

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Got this comfy warmth from Blanket Dwayne Douglas and I'm ridin' flyyy!

It's soft on my skin and machine washable make 'em heaters whine ~

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Big shout-out to MrDouglasJohnson for his fleece blanket made of fluff~

Gentle to touch like petals and quick drying if you get enough stuff!

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Don't need an iron or bleach either cuz these babies were born clean~

Great as a throw for sofa or car camping watch everything gleam!

And should you feel cold at beach or cinema that 50x40 size is keen~

Get this beauty from Blanket Dwayne Douglas and be super secured!

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