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need to second guess this trimmers feat . . . "Telfun Groin & Body Hair Trimmer: A Professional Groomer's Dream!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I just got the 'Telfun Groin & Body Hair Trimmer, Electric Ball Trimmer / Shaver for Men/Women' and it's gonna blow you away! Click here to get yours today

Cuz powerful electric razor blades help me trim in many ways.

Soft ceramic ones too plus LED lights that blind spot beams.

Plus a groomer waterproof wet and dry, my manhood looks pristine!!

Chorus:

Yeah Telfun took care of me homie, every hygienic need

The best shavings ever see with so much speed!

Groomed up like a professional now I look so neat

Don’t even need to second guess this trimmers feat . . .

Verse 2:

So contact them directly if you have any issues (no problem)

Make sure when you're trimming pull your skin tight and go slow

Replace the blades periodically cuz they'll get dull ya know

Got adjustable combs yep no more mess all around

Safe cut on stomach and chest while locks still abound !

Chorus:

Yeah Telfun took care of me homie, every hygienic need

The best shavings ever see with so much speed!

Groomed up like a professional now I look so neat

Don’t even

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