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"Telfun Groin & Body Hair Trimmer: Smooth as Butter!"

by Myles Lennial at Absurdophile

I:

Yo, shout-out to the Telfun Groin & Body Hair Trimmer - Amazon link here!

It's electric, it's ceramic so your skin gets plenty of protection, plus a LED light for when you need precision. Yeah that sh*t is essential!

II:

It's definitely got what ya need - rechargeable and waterproof with sharp blades secure in their slots ready to take action!

In no time I was feelin' smooth like butter atop my dome; shaving away excess hair left me feeling at home.

III:

That blade soft as a pillow 'neath my fingers? Amazing how something so small can bring such tranquility upon us sinners. Lay claim to the ultimate male hygiene razor and never worry about body frizzers--this trimmings gonna make life easier for sure cuz its maintenance game on lock like Fort Knox security door!

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