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! "Old Man Biden: Turn Heads and Drop Jaws with Halloween Latex Head Mask!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

Yo, what's good? Y'all lookin' to turn heads and drop jaws at da costume party?

Gotta cop this Halloween Latex Head Mask Joe Biden Novelty Old Man Cosplay Masquerade Costume babay!

It feels real soft on yer noggin and it looks siiick – so life-like - you can’t even tell I'm rockin ‘Old Man Bidens’

The materila strong and odor disappears in a flash - breath smooth as silk with no stuffy rash

From Easters birthdays shenanigans to Carnivalesque performances

- masquerading made easy with “Joey Bs” will cause disruptions

Viral campaigns slogan too – it'll be the talk of town when folks catch sight of you! And uh don't be misled size won't constrict your head Just cut it for an easier fit or let loose instead

All jokes aside: dis mask is bang for buck plus customer service team always got ya back So get clickin', or suffer FOMO moods Look dope but make sure eyes poke through It ain’t hard ta do boi, that's the crux just trust me Halloween ​Latex​ ​Head​ ​Mask​ Joe Biden old man cosplaysmooth tickety boo

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