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"A Fun-Filled Masquerade with Joe Biden's Latex Head Mask!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Hoorah!

That Halloween Latex Head Mask Joe Biden Novelty Old Man Cosplay Masquerade Costume is just the ticket to your party night:

Now face it, this amazing piece of latex doesn't mock:

The details set it apart and that's no mean feat;

We can all agree on what a hoot is in store,

That Halloween Latex Head Mask Joe Biden Novelty Old Man Cosplay isn't one to ignore!

His expression so jovial, his costume sublime:

A sight sure to fix even an evil mad rhyme;

For any occasion or playful masquerade;

He'll bring mirth for miles wide with not a fade!

Come join ol' Joe Biden as he takes the town by storm -

From birthdays and festivals 'till late office form -

His lifelike image glows bringing cheer everywhere;

He strikes such delight without nary despair!

So don those masks and crank up some tunes,

Everyone needn’t be scared –no spooky runes;

The soft durable latex ensures safe secure fit--

Let’s raise a glass cause we can now commit !

So put another dollar into your cup pouch --

Get yourself that Hillary or Donald head grouch!

Make way for magical memories in post-modern glee--

It's time to let loose yer inner Maestro Key!!

Check it out!

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