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"A Squeeze of Joy: Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles"

by Sporky Sportscenter at Absurdophile

I was looking for something special to get my 14-year old nephew for his upcoming birthday, but I didn't want to buy just another game or toy. But then I saw it - the Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles on Amazon and knew he'd absolutely love it!

As soon as he opened up that package, we both fell into a fit of laughter; the bright red and yellow bottles looked so real! We couldn't believe how realistic they were when squeezing them - feeling like you could actually squeeze out ketchup or mustard from them was amazing - and even better natural string came poppin' out when you squeezed them too!

My nephew already loved food before these bottles, so now he's got his own set of 'condiments' in hand whenever there's an imaginary meal on the table. He especially loves pulling pranks with these squirts on his siblings pretending to serve them 'ketchup soup!' It totally made their bond stronger, giggling away at each other over this small jokey present. What can I say? Those Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles really brought us closer together with only a few squeezes of joy!

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