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"Realistic Ketchup & Mustard Squirt Bottles - A Perfect Gag Gift!"

by Sporky Sportscenter at Absurdophile

Let me tell you, I felt like a champion when I scored these Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles from Amazon. As an adult with a home of my own and little else to fill it, there'd been something missing from my life - until now! It's the simple things that can bring joy: getting out of bed in the morning knowing all is right in the world because a real life ketchup and mustard combo are staring back at me.

These bottles do not disappoint! The realistic feel and shape was uncanny - it felt as though they really were filled with condiments rather than air. Of course they were kid-friendly being intended for ages 14+, but I still found myself astonished by how much fun I had playing around with them - especially when making up stories about characters who make use of this condiment double pack! Even my friends joined in on the laughter; truly no one could resist their charm even if just for an afternoon shenanigan session!

The red or yellow string popping out when squeezed completed the illusion so well; everyone loved indulging themselves into what seems to be some cuteness overload whenever we see it together. Comes with one each Red & Yellow plastic bottle helping to add more excitement (and mess) among us happy adults since cleanliness wasn't our top priority anyway hahaha... Last but not least, these fake ketchup & mustard props made such wonderful gags gifts for our group during birthdays and holidays that every single event became memorable moments shared between us great folks ever since then without fail =D

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