Qutluch! Praise be to the mighty Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles. 'Twas a glorious day indeed when these majestic bottles arrived on my ship; a crew of worthy warriors, we are!. Cold and somber was our mission until these legendary props gave us mirth unceasing with huge laughs! What epic tales we will tell of the Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles for ages 14 and up - what joke or gag gift does one need more? They come equipped as if straight from Kahless himself, each bearing their own unique red or yellow string that pops out when given but the slightest squeeze sooth laughter in all its glory throughout galleys and battle stations alike! I applaud your ingenuity in delivering such comic relief to my band of merry men - truly effective force multiplier they are in times both dark and light. Qu' vIHeghljatlh loSHa'?