Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles -- click to buy! -- are a hoot,
Comes with one of each for you to go shoot!
Fill 'em up with water and see the surprise:
When you squeeze the bottle a string appears in eyes!
Laughter ensues for all 14 years and older,
They're fun gifts for kids or someone who's bolder.
The colors red and yellow just look so swell
With these novelty bottles life's easier to tell!