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"Zagone Studios You Big Dummy Ventriloquist Mask: Perfect for Orc Warriors!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

When Orc warriors battle foes, they need a ventriloquist show!
Zagone Studios You Big Dummy Ventriloquist Mask is here and ready to go.
At 1.0 lbs it won't weigh down your pouch, and the 2"x2"x2" will help you crouch.
Whether you're an orcish assassin or actor on the stage, this mask won't put further strain on your wage.
ZG-MH1003 from China so crafty, offers full latex for ease of Monkey Gland Society.
"With cheap pricing too," says my chief "This thing can not be beat!"
"We now have supplies for comic plays all atop our noble seat."

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