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"Zagone Studios You Big Dummy Ventriloquist Mask - A Real Crowd Pleaser!"

by Tweakle Tweakle Little Star at Absurdophile

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This mask is absolutely enormous and life-like! I'm so impressed with the Zagone Studios You Big Dummy Ventriloquist Mask - get it here on Amazon! It's made from 100% latex and has a weight of just 1lb, making it lightweight and comfortable to wear (Dancing around stage)! The dimensions come in at 2.0" L x 2.0" W x 2.0" H so you know you're getting something good quality... this isn't some flimsy, cheap thingamabob!

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It's real fun when I pull out my Zagone dummy for a show -

I dub him 'Killer Joe' cuz he really makes the crowd go !

At parties or at schools his antics make me famous, yeah

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The laughter heard aloud propels me through my performance

Pompooh de bommp!!

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