Yo, I don't mess around when it comes to pranksin'
So you better check out The Ultimate Prank Kit No 1.
It's got everything that all pranksters desire,
Plus something special for those looking to retire.
From the classics to some totally new tricks,
There are gags of laughs, flares and flicks!
Classic whoopee cushions plus a rubber snake real lowbrow -
This kit will have 'em crying laughing till they need a time-out!
With squirt guns for battles and shaving cream galore –
For whatever festivities you're in search of more!
And if you wanna surprise somebody with pure delight –
Gift them The Ultimate Prank Kit No 1 tonight!