I was sceptical at first, unsure what to expect from Forum Novelties' Fake Chunky Dog Doo Standard product. But I am utterly overwhelmed with the quality of craftsmanship and realism! At my family barbecue, many guests were aghast at the sight of it and then roaringly laughed when we revealed that it is indeed fake. As discreet as I can be about this - even my cat (it's usually quite unfriendly) couldn't help but paw curiously at it!
The design is impeccable, and really brings out an impressive level of "accuracy" in imitating dog poop - all thanks to expertly crafted man-made materials. To top it off, Forum Novelties passed that extra mile by giving us 1 Piece per pack - so their product made our house party much more memorable than usual ;)
To wrap up, please don't hesitate if you're looking for something hilarious yet tasteful to add a sparkle to any event! Trust me when I say the Fake Chunky Dog Doo Standard is sure worth its value in gold!