Verse One:
Life can be full of surprises and disappointments,
But nothing compares to this incredible sensation!
It's the Fake Chunky Dog Doo Standard by Forum Novelties,
This amazing thing that’s here for your entertainment.
It looks so real it will make people who see it recoil in shock,
And one piece per pack is enough to fill a party with mirth and talk.
(Chorus): Get you some Fake Chunky Dog Doo Standard today!
You'll get buckets of laughs along the way.
If you want something unique that really packs a punch,
Then why not add this hilarious hunch?
Verse Two:
One glance at Forum Novelties' product will amaze all your friends,
A thoroughly modern novelty especially built to attend.
Your guests won't know what hit them when you pull it from its box--
Its lifelike design could fool even canine owners off their socks!(Repeat chorus)
Bridge :
OK so maybe not everyone gets humor like this sort ,
But whether old or young there's no denying its delightful fort ! Whatever the occasion may be – birthday parties or family days - This amazing gag gift has been designed to stay cool & funny always ! So don't waste more time thinking – get yourself these gifts right away , FORUM NOVELTIES FAKE CHUNKY DOG DOO STANDARD makes life funnier every date !!
(Luid chorus )