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"A Halloween Essential: Nicky Bigs Novelties 8 Fake Silver Barbed Barb Wire"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

Yo, my crew and I got up in the storm,

Armed with sharp blades to mark our form.

But Nicky Bigs Novelties 8 had us all enamoured,

When we saw Fake Silver Barbed Barb Wire!

It was the perfect piece for our dark halloween decor,

A ninety-four point five inches of robust plastic silver wire!

All you have to do is hang it from railings galore;

And your space will be ready for a screaming horror floor!

It's great at first sight; no more waiting about,

The color varied but stayed shades of gray throughout.

Swinging through this night with chills and screams abound —

Nicky Bigs Novelties 8 has an extraordinary sound!

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