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"Beckham Hotel Collection Pillows: Sleep in Luxury and Comfort!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

Verse 1

Let me just say it's a pleasure today,

To be rapping about the Beckham Hotel Collection Bed Pillows that're here to stay!

You'll forget 'bout your allergies with this fancy-schmancy duo

Of Queen Size pillows that have all you need for snoozin' like a kangaroo!

The peace of mind and fade resistance are worth the price of admission

Especially when they're machine washable in any condition.

Chorus 1

Give it up for Beckham pillows - they will be sure never to fail ya,

My sleep cycle has been improved - In luxury I'm afloat ahoy yeah!

Verse 2 (Rap Battle style)

Sure beats my old pillow - those I'd kicked off my bed

No more tossing & turning; Sleep Relief ahead

After shopping around nothing else could compare

Nothing quite hit these specs at such a price so fair

If you ask me what's better than our Luxury Linens,

Led by memory foam fibers in perfect timing

Even stomach sleepers can find supreme comforts

The fabric is super plush no matter how you sort it

So don't worry bout stains or shifting composition,

You'll get great rest and awake to divine elation!!

Chorus 2

Give it up for Beckham Pillows – drop the mic with satisfaction,

With pieces like these you won’t ever lack relaxation!.

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