[Chorus: If you can read this,]
Bring me some ice cream!
My feet demand a treat
Socks that make me laugh out loud
Funny for any occasion - a must-have for all crowd.
[Verse 1: Got the perfect present]
If You Can Read This socks from Amazon
Showing true colors & flavors they won't miss on
Gift them to your fam, friends or date night special guy
A lively surprise to lighten their mood up high.
Try 'em on and feel the luxe comfort in every stitch
With one touch you'll see why your feet will never itch
Links at the checkout give ya plenty of choices
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One size fits most so there really ain't no worries
Everyone's gonna love these playful Ice Cream flurrys!
[Chorus repeated]
[Verse 2: Perfect stocking stuffers]
Variety of prints great for any season
A sweet gift giving solution if ever there was one
Present it Christmas Morn' with yuletide cheer in bunches
Delightful designs fit any budget like nobody's lunches
It'll be laughed off by teens worldwide as white elephant gifts____
Or maybe Dad needs something more than ties and briefs_.
And not just meant for birthdays either don't believe it?_
And secret Santa rounds need surprises when received___
All these answers sound like IF YOU CAN READ THIS SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!
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(https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PV6GL7N?tag=absurdophile-20)