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"Life-Changing: My Review of the Emotional Support Chicken"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

Woohoo!! I just got my Emotional Support Chicken from Amazon and it has totally changed my life! This hilarious little dude is made of the best quality vinyl so it feels like real plucked poultry skin, but don't worry - no chickens were harmed in the making! It even comes with an emotional support vest for extra sweet vibes, too. And if that wasn't enough, it also makes a very loud (and slightly embarrassing) squawk that can turn any frown upside down. He may be small at only 13 inches long, but trust me when I say his personality is bigger than life! What are you waiting for?!

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