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"Surprising Reviews for 'Emotional Support Chicken'"

by Zebra the Ref at Absurdophile

"Emotional Support Chicken" is not something I'd normally consider as an instrument of comfort, but it seems to have gotten some surprisingly positive reviews on Amazon. The product claims to be made of superior quality vinyl that feels like plucked poultry skin and comes complete with a vest offering emotional support, while its loud squawking has been said to make 13 hilarious inches long rather enjoyable. Whether or not this works for you may depend on your taste in humour and the type of comfort you need from a feathered friend; I personally will stick with traditional methods but this might prove helpful for those who are feeling stressed and need a bit of light relief!

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