My mate was sittin' around one day,
Bored and lookin' for somethin' to make him say "Yay!"
That's when he stumbled on a find that blew his mind,
The Danny DeVito Funny Tapestry! link
He hung it up on the wall with pride in just seconds flat,
Showed us all why this item is so fat!
Rectangular shape made of polyester fibers so soft,
Equipped with clips and nails--he said it was aloft!
Hang a dry or get your machine wash cycle goin',
Laid out perfect cause its barbs were showin'.
Perfectly sized to fit any room style decoratif;
It looks like funny Danny sat right there at my table!
Great idea for porches or yoga rooms--no doubt;
Who you callin’ if ya want in on this shout?
The vibrant colors won't ever fade away;
You know where they hang it? Everywhere every day!