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"A Quality High Class Treat: Rap Celebrity Prayer Candle Review"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

(Verse 1)

Yo, my review may be brief but I'll make it sincere

I got the rapper celebrity prayer candle, so listen in here

It's handmade by USA and totally worth the 100 guaps Rap Celebrity Prayer Candle

High-resolution vinyl, no questions asked money back (uh huh), wow!

The hip hop rap pop culture -- made me say “samma” YES!!

(Chorus)

All you need to know is that it's a quality high class treat! So brighten up anyone's day without fail guarantee!

(Verse 2)

The funny SixNine celeb novelty gift - ah ha! Ya better get ready 'cause ya ain't never seen this before

High quality thick glass with original designs galore!!! Guaranteed satisfaction with its majestic glowRapper Celebrity Prayer Candle, you rock n' roll baby let me just tell ya so!!

Pure perfection – look no further if you seek true greatness Ya won't find any other product out there quite like this one

(Outro)

Yo, trust me bruh ya can for sure cop one 'cause da Rap Celeb pray candle GOT IT DONE--- WORD UP!!!!

Check it out!

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