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Verse 1:

I got the best gift ever, 'Toilet Timer by Katamco'

This unique timer sure left me aglow!

My guy know my quirks so well and he got this for his dad
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An awesome gift to make everyone glad!

Chorus:

It works like a gem on the bathroom throne, Spins around and times minutes with a tone.< br/> When time's up it resets right away, No more 40 minute breaks today! A marvelous present all can adore, What an amazing stocking stuffer galore! For Dad or Husband on birthdays sublime Stocking stuffers are just in time!! (x2)< br/>

Verse 2:

Batmano's 'Toilet Timer' is strong & sturdy too — It'll last long no matter what you do. Its message couldn't be any clearer — Leave that throne now lest your legs get searer!! Perfect for white elephant gifts too; All will laugh when they open & view.. An original present as seen on Shark Tank; Let your loo break fall off planks!!

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