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"Katamco's Wacky Toilet Timer: Perfect for Any Event!"

by Hayley Genzee at Absurdophile

This wacky Toilet Timer by Katamco (Classic)-- it’s kinda creepy, and so unique!

It rotates ‘round 360 degrees to easily set the time to seek.

The mechanism resets without you having to stand on your head,

So no more forty minute bathroom breaks when use the loo instead!

Yes whatever it takes--its a message that needs be sent---

this toilet timer's really quite perfect for any event!

It's great for Christmas, Father’s Day or White Elephant gifts too;

A stocking stuffer or birthday present with ease will come through!

Its construction is sturdy and comes in five minutes just right;

to this gift product there can hardly a gripe be found at first sight.

For those needing convincing its seen on "Shark Tank" fame:

one glance and you know who not taking long bathroom break ain't no game!

Check it out!

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