I've searched near and near 'til I found a pill-shywa,
That's when I stumbled upon this unique Sister Pillow Covers Dear sister, 'twas just the right fit for me!
A special thanks to my sister -- hand-crafted, cotton twill,
Shot through with sentiments true, so good it gives me chills!
On couches, chairs and beds -- an outdoor picket fence.
The covers will hold up to much use; you won't want another hence!
No pillow is included though figures prominently in the name:
An invisible zipper reveals polyester stuffing game.
Oh what perfection these words embroidered on each side convey:
"If I had a different sister I'd punch her in the face; come away!"
My heart melts at display of such tenderness truly rare -
With Sister Pillow Covers love abounds beyond compare...