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"George Clooney: The Long Burning Wick of Celebrity Votives"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

Long Burning Wick.

Chorus:

George Clooney is a Celebrity Votive, Grab one and it will get you noticed!

No need to worry 'bout the guarantee; your purchase has safety guaranteed!

Verse 1:

This product's made of Thick Vinyl Label, so it won't be some cheapo flimflam charade;

The burning wick is long and tall, plus a 100% money back deal for all!

High Quality Glass what we see here, novelty gifting brought up to gear.

Verse 2:

Original designs from head to toe, this celebrity candle makes our hearts go "woe!"

It's handmade in America with pride and care - A funny Saint Candle that shows you care!

Check it out!

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