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"A Mesmerizingly Funny Gift - George Clooney Celebrity Prayer Candle"

by Tweakle Tweakle Little Star at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

My life has changed since I've lit George Clooney's prayer candle!

This joke gift is one of a kind, its not just random and bland.

The glass votive shines so bright like the star himself takes flight.

It's truly a sight to behold, each detail made with precision bold!

Plus its 100% handmade in USA too - grab it here.

It comes with beautiful high resolution thick vinyl label design (so neat!) and even Money Back Guarantee if you're not mesmerized by this awesome piece.

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So light his celebritiy prayer candle now! no questions asked guaranteed delight... spread cheer 'round and show your friends how, cause this brilliant joke is made for laughs all night. George Clooney Celebrity Prayer Candle - Funny Saint Candle - 8 inch Glass Prayer Votive

Verse 2: The perfect novelty gift right there that will make any soul smile wide. Nowhere else you'll find such comedy nor timeless fun scribed inside. High quality thick glass plus perfect size too - people won't be able to resist when they see what it can do!
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