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You want hilarious rhymes and gags? Don't worry, I got your back! With the Boogers and Farts Poetry Magnets, you're sure to get a laugh! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07S9TFHM9?tag=absurdophile-20 Leave it up to the kids or that White Elelphant gift exchange - these magnets are perfect for some serious fun with immaturity in range
Chorus:
Can't get enough of those cheeky words? Then just stick them on your fridge! Have no fear when you give this gift - everybody is guaranteed to be stoked as a bridge
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