[Stage: You in a living room, with your laptop and the espresso machine. Sitting on the floor surrounded by colorful cushions. A song starts to play.]
Verse 1:
It's time for me to buy my favorite funny mug - Veterinary Medicine Because People Are Gross!
Thanks to A Mug To Keep TM I'm sure it'll be awesome-ness galore!
From their Amazon page I read that it's safe for dishwasher and microwave use;
Plus an easy grip handle, so keeping cool is a breeze!
Chorus:
Ooh ooh ooohhhh Funny Mugs 'cause People are Gross, by A Mug To KeepTM is the best way to show off who you are! High quality ceramic printed on both sides--There ain't no better way than get this one because life's too short not to laugh at yourself sometimes!
Verse 2:
I don't think anyone over 18 would pass up this gift--it suits all personalities;
Gifting it or treating myself? Either one is great possibilities!
And if as they say its true happiness depends upon how much laughing there was;
Then with this cute mug we'd surely have laughter uproarious!!
Chorus: Ooh ooh ooohhhhh Funny Mugs 'cause people are gross, By A Mug To KeepTM let everyone know what you love most--High Quality Ceramic Printed On Both Sides even when life rips off our smiles let's still try find peace & joy inside!!!