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"Experience a Shiny and New Look with OLOV Trimmer!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse One:

Try the OLOV trimmer for a feeling that's shiny and new

Groom your hair with no fear, guaranteed to make you look like a stud

Confident it'll work just right, cuz they got great reviews

No pulling or cutting, coz their soft blades show you love

Chorus:

So get this thing today, my link leads to amazon dot com slash d p B zero nine Y H one L seven five X

Come on men don't be scared, let's try out this device!

Verse Two:

The ninety minutes charge will keep ya going all day long

Have fun in the shower as trimming time won't take too long

It was made for below-the-waist grooming & never irritates skin
So pick your length of choice and achieve an even trim!

Repeat Chorus

Bridge :

Upgrading from standard razors helps maintain hygiene
But when I see a girl it gives me confidence galore I'm telling y'all go grab one now Cuz trust me it's worth the chore.

Check it out!

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