Verse One:
These socks are mighty fine, no doubt about it
The Richard Simmons Women's Novelty Crew Socks, Oooh Yeah, make a fashionable statement without even trying out!
They fit just right and feel so great on my feet
Plus the coolest part? They keep me looking neat!
Chorus:
Funny Fun Crazy Cool Casual Dress Socks Never Give Up
Show your frisky fashion flair with each step you take up and up!
(Up, up!)
Nobody brings joy to life like Richard Simmons does...and I'm sure glad he made these socks which never let me lose!
Verse Two:
I'll have these puppies around 'til they are in tatters - with quality construction they'll last through all that matters.
Formals or lounging around - day or night - I'm always feelin' comfy cozy when wearing these bright socks just right.
(Yeah yeah!)
A perfect gift for those special people too; these novelty socks show love in every hue!
Machine Washable and oh-so lightweight; nothing less than premium cotton makes things alright.
Bridge:
Welcome to the year of patterns everyone is taking part of fun; why not join in then show off style until the job is done?
Perfect Birthday treats for Grandma, Auntie or Sweet Friend, nobody needs additional adventures so snazziness comes to an end...
Final Chorus (Sung A Cappella):
OMG yaaaaay – never give uuuup – put some pep in yer step wit dem funny fun crazy cool casual dress sockies – neee-ver give uuuup!!!