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"The Farting Santa & Snowman Poop Emoji: A Yuletide Cheer for the Whole Family!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

It's CHRISTMAS time and ain't no otheris more dang merry than the Farting Santa Poop Emoji Toy – 7 Funny Fart Sounds, Xmas Poop Toys, Funny Dog Toy and Christmas Stocking Stuffers Kids Love!

Families all around are given a big ol' smile when they see these wonderful creatures in action giving out joyfully loud gas that's to last 25,000 farts and even better - with a lifetime warranty included so you'll never be without your farty funs again!

It's seen on TUCKER BUDZYN - an adorable golden retriever pooch who can't get enough of this amazing poop game for kids…or just anyone young at heart who like some extra festive cheer throughout YEAR 'round! What better way to spread the yuletide laughs than with DOGS LOVING THIS TALKING SANTA FARTING POOP Emoji plush toy?! Cats not so much but still worth having it as part of your top holiday decorations & centerpieces too.

Simply squeeze its belly and you're off, hearing 7 different real fart sounds including 3 long lasting jolly greetings PLUS it gets conveniently compact at 4 x 4.5 inches only so it fits snugly into any Christmas stocking or secret santa gift box this season. Don't forget the charming snowman version either - don’t let him feel left outta da party ya hear? Who know what kind o' gas he got stored up there!

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Make yo merry moments brighter yet before Santa come ring his bells ‘neath da tree with The Farting Santa & Snowman Poop Emoji Toys to keep everything lit til New Year begin…. MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!

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