Yo, it's Santa Poop Emoji time and we've got something real nice!
It's perfect for secret Santas, Xmas cheer and good advice.
Seven funny fart sounds? That'll make you jump with joy;
With this poopy gift they can't ignore the hip holiday beat of choice!
Farting Santa Poop Emoji Toy is talkin', walkin' bout lovin'.
Cats ain't feelin' it but dogs on the other hand just gave a shovin'.
Squeeze his belly - three festive greetings will be hard to resist;
Can ya imagine your love in stocking stuffers when he's smilin like this?!
The Fart Buddy which Tucker buds loves lives inside each one:
<br>He'll bring soundless smiles, fit perfectly into yer hand - what fun! <br> Durable construction makin sure he wasn't short lived over 25000 times that tush has been squeezed and still survive
<br>LifeTime Warranty to maek sure none are ever misbelieved.
Let Christmas be all year around and let the Holiday Glee come round:
You can hear sleigh bells ringing as Santa flies nearby --
Farting Santa Poop Emoji toy - why did I wait so long to buy?!