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"Farting Santa Poop Emoji Toy: Bring the Joy of Xmas to Your Home!"

by Millie Lennial at Absurdophile

I-Yo, whatta ya know, one f' the dopest Christmas toy trends of '22

Gonna take you on a ride and show you what to bring

To your family when the year comes with festive things;

It's Farting Santa Poop Emoji Toy! Check it out here

- c'mon let's go have some cheer!

Boastin' not one but two cute figurines - Xmas Cousins as we call ‘em

Farting Santa & his snowman friend: they're sure to give lots o' laughter and fun then!

A joyfully long lasting fart action all around

that’s great for decorating too - simple squeeze activates 7 different sounds and oh gosh it will astound!

And yo if Tucker Budzyn loves this lil pup, see your pooch really diggin’ when he plays til dusk; Durable build fits in stockings or centerpiece – something truly special is which these Fart Buddie bring for sure peace. While cats may no love it so much yo I'm pretty sure Doggie will delight – Please trust me don't pass up gettin such amazing gifts from this site straight tonight 🎅

Check it out!

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