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"Unisex Unibrow: Gretchen's Perfect Disguise!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

Unisex

Gretchen had failed at her quest to find the perfect disguise

Then she stumbled upon a product to elevate it to new heights of surprise:

The Forum Novelties Fake Unibrow Costume Accessory Standard, a Unisex, one piece thingamajig

Which made for great disguises like what you thought would never really dig!

No need for clunky make up that she just couldn’t get right, or clip in pieces ever again through all tiring night! ~

Each time only took mere minutes with such comfy synthetic fibers and felt swell when on her face - no worries about sweat stains or smears!

It was super versatile even across different ages—for adults or children looking for an impromptu stage~

Everyone liked it so much they asked “Where did you get this gear…?”

And Gretchen wore her unibrow proudly knowing nobody could compare!!!

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