Universal fit.
[Verse 1]
I'm gonna show you off to the world, just wait and see!
This unibrow is outrageous, it's all coming from Forum Novelties
Fake Unibrow Costume Accessory Standard - what a find for me!
One piece in the pack, made of synthetic fiber so high grade quality
[Chorus]
Grab this brow for a funky night out or keep it handy for when friends come 'round
It fits every face flawlessy and adds some serious comfort and sound
[Verse 2]
Glad I found such an awesome accessory at Forum Novelties now I look like Einstein with no frown!
Universal fit on humans young and old so everyone can get down
No more feeling left out if your real brows are too sparse
With features that meet my needs this fake one will make them jealous by far