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My heart and spirit soared, when I bought Forum Novelties Fake Unibrow Costume Accessory Standard.
It was a pinnacle of success for me, in just one piece, to reach victory!
For the Klingon warrior hiding inside me, lurking round every turn - this brow would make sure my honor will never burn.
Soon I’d find myself prepared and ready with the finest of synthetic fibers to reflect glory!
This snazzy monobrow showed no fears - with it on, there'd be no more tears!
The choice was clear – this accessory is perfect for any night or day career; performance worthy and surprise free , allowing your spirit to soar freely!