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"Carhartt Relaxed Fit Duck Blanket-Lined Detroit Jacket: Ready to Glow!"

by Mylie Lennial at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'm grown, and I be stylin', so I copped the Carhartt Men's Relaxed Fit Duck Blanket-Lined Detroit Jacket X-Large Black with swag—no slack!

With tight security for my valuables thanks to zipper closures and chest pockets, this fit ain't gonna miss a beat!

And if cold weather rolls through town, no worries cause that corduroy collar got me covered with an optional hood.

My cool won't drop too low with quilted nylon lining in the sleeves; now let it snow 'cause you already know who's ready to glow!

Verse 2:

Updated blanket lining keeps my body so snuggly warm, while 12 ounces of 100% ring-spun cotton duck look dope when I'm out performin' and walkin' the block.

Plus it's machine washable—easier than ever cleanup—imported quality that won't leave me stuck up forever sayin', "What up?"

So don't trip or slip on yo decision when you look at what prolly the sharpest jacket around has been brought into existence: waddup ya'll? The Carhartt relaxed fit here sits proud as a King, throw your hands up 'round your homies when wearin’ this bling!

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