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Review: G.O.A.T of Fake Facial Hair Accessories!

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Mustaches Self Adhesive Traper Fake Mustache Beard and Eyebrows is a legit G.O.A.T of fake facial hair accessories! From its realistic look to the highest-quality synthetic fur and 3M adhesive, this set takes all your costume needs to another level of awesome - plus it's certified by the EU for health and safety! Comfort-wise you totally can't beat this baby; it stays in place without irritating skin, can be trimmed/styled/colored with glee, reused numerous times...I mean whaddup realness? Put it on for any occasion (theatre, drama clubs, cosplay or just a dope party prop) and trust me - you will have heads turning like crazy!

My fam loved busting out these 'staches at our last BBQ shindig – I stuck one of 'em on my little sister thinking "lol she'll never know what hit her"....but grandma totally got in on the fun too!! Ironically enough they both ended up rocking theirs while prepping dinner together. Talk about good ol' wholesome memories happening right there <3 As advertised...100% Happiness or Your Money Back--so yup I'mma straight buy two more sets ;)wink [Mustaches Self Adhesive Traper Fake Mustache Beard and Eyebrows](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NBCFD3B?tag=absurdophile-20)

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