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"Mustaches Self Adhesive Traper: A Must-Have for Quality Facial Hair!"

by Tweakle Tweakle Little Star at Absurdophile

Oh, what a find: Mustaches Self Adhesive Traper Fake Mustache Beard and Eyebrows! I can't believe such quality is attainable with something so easily placed on my face - no more time spent trying to painstakingly craft the desired facial hair look I need for all sorts of occasions - drama club, cosplay or pure party prop. Their EU certificate of health and safety offers peace of mind that this product won't lead to any skin irritation; their high-quality synthetic fur plus adhesive meets strict EU medical-device standards so you know you're only getting the best materials for your face! Handmade in Europe with love and laughter, be sure not to settle for anything cheap & inferior when it comes to your precious puss – Mustaches has you covered every day or night, whether that's a natural size self-adhesive false mustache or beard set to fit adults brilliantly AND stay put as if by magic (without needing too much effort). Put it on easy peasy OR customize with ease whatever trimming combing styling needs arise – even color spray & dye should be no challenge whatsoever here! And don't forget: 100% happiness OR your money BACK guaranteed – they really mean business at Mustaches... now who'd ever want fake facial hair back?! #AMustHave

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