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"Mister Coffee: Grinding Perfection with Automation"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'm feeling so alive, I just found out about this device called Mr Coffee that grinds coffee like never before

It's the 12 cup grinder with some sweet multi settings to help you get that coffee floor

A one year warranty is included and a cord length of twenty-five inches for sure

The Chamber Maid cleaning system can't be beat; it works perfectly if there's a mess on the floor

Chorus:

Mister Coffee twelve cups grinding, every time I use it I start singing

Automatically controls what bean it'll choose, no matter how fine we need it to go through

Verse 2:

This electric grinders got an array of coarsenesses plus customizations galore

Use coarse or medium or find grinds in seconds more; superfast and pleasing chore!

Dependable and yielding perfect taste-test results from every bag via uniform production

Gives cleanliness quite a boost as well - goodbye wasteful residue and unneeded discression!

Chorus:

Mister Coffee twelve cups grinding, every time I use it I start singing

All manual elements removed nearly overtaken by automation

Precisional consistency when brewing up some joe for satisfaction!!

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