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"Mr. Coffee 12 Cup Electric: A Freshly Ground Tasty Treat!"

by Hayley Genzee at Absurdophile

(Verse 1)

I've tried a few grinders in my time,

But this one's the grinder that'll make 'em all chime.

Mr. Coffee 12 Cup Electric? Ya better believe it -

this is the one to achieve it!

When brewin' from four up to twelve cups, precise grinding is our must -

but with Mr. Coffee, ain't no worry can touch us!

(Chorus)

Ain't nothin' like that taste of freshly ground coffee beans;

Trust me girl when I say you will come back for more scenes!

With a year-long limited warranty and hefty features, your cup o' joe be all the sweeter! (Yeah!)

Chamber Maid Cleaning System keeps yo mess clean – and just wicked fresh, hurry don't tarry lest they all run out and leave ya bereft! (Ha!)

The Automatic Grinder's got settings Coarse to Fine -- so your coffee tastes just right everytime– oh yeahh!!

Product Dimensions 5x4x9 inches perfectly writ – so if looking for an amazing blend.. then look no further than ‘MR COFFEE’ uhh huhh!!!

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