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"5-Star Review of the Mr. Coffee Espresso & Cappuccino Machine"

by Tweakle Tweakle Little Star at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I thought espresso was only for the wealthy and mischievous,

Then I saw Mr. Coffee not too long ago - it's a fabulous piece!

Mr. Coffee Espresso & Cappuccino Machine,

Yeah thats what I'm talking bout

Programmable with Automatic Milk Frother and 15-Bar Pump for sure no doubt

Removable Water and Milk reservoirs, plus the cord is 26 inches in length

1040 Watts mean you can always make yo coffee with peculiar strength

Chorus:

Got to give 5 stars because Mr Coffee like nothing before

Semi automatic 3 in 1 so much easier than of yore

Everyone loves it from Seattle down through Florida Shore

Verse 2:

Auto steam cappuccinato clean your cup just sorta charmingly

Troubled free milk frother takes all guess work way far away

Justice for all by setting how much you want super easily

Classic look of stainless steel –no barista needed necessarily

Chorus:

Got to give 5 stars because Mr Coffee like nothing before

Everyone loves it from Seattle down through Florida Shore

Trouble Free Frothing cleans up quickly, nozzle don't be borin'

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─────Come drink coffee cause our happy ship has set sail

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