Verse 1
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Than break out in tears or go hide under the pew
Just press this here button and have a good chuckle too!
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Chorus: (sung together)
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Verse 2:< br/>< em>I know what I need when times are feeling kinda tough < br/ > Just a silly ole gift that guarantees smillies all around!! And with some presidential power ready to sound -- yes please!!! It’s Fairly Odd Novelties Trumpedup Fake News Button -- gotta get me one quick fix, let me hit that add to cart link. Chorus: (sung together) Uh huh man, this thing is ma favorite gift ever! Give 'er as an office present sure to make everyone quiver. Load up on all of his catch phrase catchphrases Buttons galore — Presidential style has never been such score oh boy!!!! Bridge (spoken solo) So nowall I gotta tell ya-- Get yuuuuge laughter from just one powah PUSH - Nobody’ll even second guess THIS GEM cause everybody KNOWS: it's the only way ta trump the rest ! Final Chorus (Sung Together): This nifty little gizmo will help you keep your cool Laugh at politics like Donald does – ain’t nobody stiff upper lip ‘round here. Push da "FAKE NEWS" button fer yourself cuz Fairly Odd Novelities isn’t messin wit them gimmick gifts --- yeah buddy!!