For those with a 29ish year rebirth, the perfect gift is clear
The choice that's best ain't hard to hear, here's what you should do:
Invest in this T-Shirt Funny Birthday Fake Age News Gift Tee, 'tis one of the greatest finds today!
It has comfort and look; will never put you away.
This tee dons proudly on any dare to say it right.
Men's fit snugger than ladies', both look out of sight.
Machine washable if things go south or start to fray.
Plus they make all sizes sure to please each birthday day!